MEDIA RELEASE: 23 March, 2015
Today, the Flat Earth Institute has thrown its weight behind the Senate Select Committee on Wind Turbines, endorsing the inquisition.
The inquisition, chaired by long-standing critic of wind energy Senator John Madigan (DLP), is the second senate inquiry into the technology since 2011 and the fourteenth review conducted by an Australian government or agency in six years.
“We proudly endorseth Senator John Madigan’s inquisition into wind energy. It buildeth on our legacy of denying enlightenment and excelling at witch-hunts,” said Professor Greenhausen of the Flat Earth Institute.
“As Senator Madigan hath stated ‘Submarines are the spaceships of the oceans’. Ye satanic windmills are verily heathen science bequeathed by snollygosters that fail to honour the old ways and displeaseth the coal gods.”
The Flat Earth Institute would like to remind the public that the submissions close at 5pm, Monday 23 March.
“The Institute haveth made a thorough submission to the wind energy inquisition. Thou encourage noble citizens of Australia to speaketh up, for the heathen renewable energy advocates hath been ascendant for too long and must be stopped,” Professor Greenhausen added.
- Make a submission to the Senate Select Committee on Wind Turbines today. Yes 2 Renewables has put together the following resource and fact sheet to help you have your say. Submissions close 5pm, Monday 23 March, 2015, so get cracking… (NOTE: The Select Committee has extended the deadline to Monday 4 May)